How in the world does Lux get away with having a drunken high school party in her dad's bar? And how in the world is Cate okay with it? And what do turtles have to do with anything?
1) Trailer: "That beer just goes right to your head, huh?" - Cate. (Um... good one.)
2) Sneak Peek #1: "Being a good parent automatically means you are less fun." - Cate. (Which does not mean you should go play beer pong at your teenager's party to prove you're fun.)
3)Sneak Peek#2: "You thought we'd make you look bad." - Bug. (What could possibly make you look bad, lil spider boy?)
4) Preview: "We have turtles in it, so automatically it rocks." - Liz Tigelaar. (I can't even begin to count the number of things wrong with that statement. Sorry, Liz.)