"You know, Missouri's a lot more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for, Mitchell. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene."
Cam's momma, Barb is in town (yes!), but Mitchell's not as thrilled about it as Cam. That could be because Barb is overly-friendly (in the physical sense). Which we know of course Mitchell never really got any of as a kid. Check out this first sneak peek of the next new Modern Family, "Mother Tucker":