Season 3 Episode 9 episode 9

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 9 "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?": A Threesome?!

The spoiler sphere is aflutter with news about the Gossip Girl threesome.. Here is an accumulation of spoilers to help us all narrow down who the participants are of the much-buzzed-about ménage à trois!

And here are a couple of clues from Ausiello:

Sources confirm that Gossip Girl's Nov. 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex. At the same time. In the same bed. Together.

Question: I know you won't tell us who is going to partake in the threesome on Gossip Girl, so I won't even bother asking. I just want to know if it's a dream or if it's real.

Ausiello
: Oh, it's real. It will definitely involve one of these following combos:

    • Chuck, Blair, Nate
    • Chuck, Blair, Josh (the gay NYU alum that Blair tricks Chuck into kissing during episode 6)
    • Chuck, Blair, Dorota
    • Nate, Bree, Carter
    • Serena, Carter, Georgina
    • Serena, Dan, Blair
    • Vanessa, Dan, Olivia
    • Georgina, Dan, Olivia
    • Rufus, Lily, Mr. Van der Woodsen

Here are some clues from Kristin dos Santos of E! Online:

  • The [threesome] participants are cuter and younger, but not as young as Eric van der Woodsen.
  • The threesome is NOT Blair, Chuck and Nate. And to be honest, I'm kind of freaking out about one of the participants, who is not someone I would expect to film a threesome. That said, I've been told it's not over-the-top racy (this is the CW) so this actor's fairly pure image will probably just be a wee bit soiled, not diiiirrrrty.
  • Neither Chuck nor Blair will be part of the threesome
  • Little J and Eric will not take part in the menage a trois
  • The Gossip Girl threesome is two girls, a guy and ... a pizza place.

Has anyone narrowed it down? Looks like we'll just have to wait until November 9 to figure out which combo it will be!